GOODSTUPH MAKES FLUFFY MEETINGS MORE BEARABLE
Introducing Adverjargon Notebooks by GOODSTUPH, your weapon of choice in the war against fluff. Produced in two forms, the Adverjargon Notebooks promise to make fluffy meetings in the year to come more bearable.
Concealed beneath each ordinary notebook is a well-hidden agenda – a scoring sheet that allows one to keep track of the douchebragery produced by the guilty party at the meeting.
THE DOUCHEBAG MEETING SCORECARD
Designed with the style-conscious Advertising Executive in mind, the Douchebag Meeting Notebook exudes an air of sophistication with its leather-like burgundy cover. Each notebook comes with a clean insert card which, when slipped behind a translucent page, transforms the meeting into instant entertainment with its ability to score each douchebag by the number of buzzwords he or she uses.
Inspired by the childhood game, Bingo Wingo is cheekily engineered to make its owner look forward to buzzwords being dropped in a meeting. A Bingo Grid is revealed by folding up the bottom third of each page. Encouraging victims of fluffy meetings to congregate together, Bingo Wingo is to be played between 2 or more players. To win, players must try to match the Adverjargon spoken in the meeting to the Adverjargon stated on their Bingo grids, forming a straight row of 6 matches and yell BINGO! during the meeting to claim their win.
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